The World’s Worst Jew

November 23, 2005

There is a new issue of contention in the blogosphere: who is the World’s Worst Jew, me or Stacie?

She’s divorced and dating a goy, but I’m separated. She forgot to wish folks a happy new year, but I didn’t even know it was a new year. She doesn’t fastidiously observe each and every Jewish holiday, but I have a special knack for buying the perfect Christmas tree. Oy! And while we were arguing about which of us is the absolute worst? My dad called on my cell phone twice. Did I answer? NOPE! Oy! Oy! Oy!

In fact not only am I clearly and by far the World’s Worst Jew, I also have the special distinction of being the World’s Worst Buddhist! It’s true I tell you!


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  1. This post did remind me to call my grandparents to wish them a happy Thanksgiving…so, thanks!

    (I don’t know what that does to the World’s Worst Jew thing.)

  2. I think it just firmly settles the fact that you’re the World’s Second Worst Jew.

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