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Oatmeal For Every Health Problem

November 27, 2005



Oatmeal

Originally uploaded by scottfeldstein.

There has been yet another breakthrough advance in oat technology,ladies and gentlemen. Now not only does Quaker make an oatmeal that will protect you from your first (second?) heart attack, now there is a variety that will make you thinner. (Tape measure not actually included.) No word yet on whether the Quaker Oats guy is going to become thinner now.

I’m waiting for the box that says PROSTATE SHRINKING FORUMULA!

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  1. I know I’ll be holding my breath for the acne fighting formula.


  2. Erectile Health, Teeth Whitening, Hair Regrowth… The possibilities boggle the mind.



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