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Drinking Liberally Tomorrow Night

March 7, 2006

To: Department of Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff
From: Vice President Richard Cheney

Status: TOP SECRET

Mikey:

It has come to the attention of the White House that there is increasingly suspicious activity in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. In particular, there is a sinister group meeting from 7pm to whenever at Club Garibaldi (2501 S. Superior Street in Bay View) on the second and fourth Wednesdays of every month. (That’s tomorrow, March 8th!) They call themselves “Drinking Liberally.” Exactly what they are planning is a mystery. Please look into it ASAP. Perhaps one ore more of them could be “rendered” to somewhere far away for “interrogation.” Do what you have to do.

Dick

PS. I misheard you when you said “we need to focus on Osama bin Laden”; I thought you said “Harry Whittington is a terrorist infiltrator.” Oops!

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